Microsoft's Government Cloud: Approved Despite 'Pile of Shit' Security Docs
Federal reviewers called Microsoft's cloud security docs a 'pile of shit' — yet it got the green light anyway. What's really protecting our nation's data?
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Federal reviewers called Microsoft's cloud security docs a 'pile of shit' — yet it got the green light anyway. What's really protecting our nation's data?
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